hexglyphs:

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

(via its-ya-girl-savathun)

can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.

(Source: benepla, via dollygale)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

(via thebootydiaries)

chachacharlieco:

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Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically.

To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at anytime.

FastPlay will begin in a moment…

(via s4ns1cal)

froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

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arryadne:

Some of you have never killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead, and it shows.

(via ripfranksbeans)

notcrazyorg:

bagmilk:

“i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean”

“they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed”

“i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia”

“ugh my parents are so bipolar”

“i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d”

“omg i’m so retarded”

Mental illnesses are serious diseases and they shouldn’t be thrown around jokingly

(via ripfranksbeans)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via toxixpumpkin)

seccasaurus:

tilthat:

TIL that the hoatzin is the last surviving species of a line of birds that diverged from all other birds 64 million years ago, just after the dinosaur extinction event, and that hoatzin chicks have claws on their wings

via reddit.com

Me: okay but how weird could this bird actually be

Oh

Huh

(via samnewelle)

vampireapologist:

when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still

(via toxixpumpkin)

cumahinut:

SIGNS AS THINGS KOMAEDA HAS DONE

Aries: Bombed their school gym so his classmates’ exams would be postponed

Taurus: Blushed when a “handsome” stranger suddenly touched his waist and shot him with a gun

Gemini: Made a milkshake consisting of lard to children

Cancer: “From the bottom of my heart, I am deeply in love with you-your hope”

Leo: Wore a collar chain and babysit children while his classmates was wrecking the world

Virgo: “Feel free to kill me anytime” ^_^

Libra: Brought a gun to school as a souvenir after disappearing for months

Scorpio: Responded with “I don’t mind if you just want to see me naked” when Hinata asked him to take their clothes off

Sagittarius: Attached a dead woman’s arm to his own limb

Capricorn: Raised a wicked child to be junko’s successor who became a NEET and went to space because of him

Aquarius: Almost killed Junko Enoshima but got distracted by a handsome stranger

Pisces: Played Russian Roulette with 5 bullets and survived

(via activenom)

hexglyphs:

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

(via its-ya-girl-savathun)

can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.

(Source: benepla, via dollygale)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

(via thebootydiaries)

chachacharlieco:

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s FastPlay.

Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically.

To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at anytime.

FastPlay will begin in a moment…

(via s4ns1cal)

froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

(via s4ns1cal)

arryadne:

Some of you have never killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead, and it shows.

(via ripfranksbeans)

notcrazyorg:

bagmilk:

“i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean”

“they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed”

“i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia”

“ugh my parents are so bipolar”

“i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d”

“omg i’m so retarded”

Mental illnesses are serious diseases and they shouldn’t be thrown around jokingly

(via ripfranksbeans)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via toxixpumpkin)

seccasaurus:

tilthat:

TIL that the hoatzin is the last surviving species of a line of birds that diverged from all other birds 64 million years ago, just after the dinosaur extinction event, and that hoatzin chicks have claws on their wings

via reddit.com

Me: okay but how weird could this bird actually be

Oh

Huh

(via samnewelle)

vampireapologist:

when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still

(via toxixpumpkin)

cumahinut:

SIGNS AS THINGS KOMAEDA HAS DONE

Aries: Bombed their school gym so his classmates’ exams would be postponed

Taurus: Blushed when a “handsome” stranger suddenly touched his waist and shot him with a gun

Gemini: Made a milkshake consisting of lard to children

Cancer: “From the bottom of my heart, I am deeply in love with you-your hope”

Leo: Wore a collar chain and babysit children while his classmates was wrecking the world

Virgo: “Feel free to kill me anytime” ^_^

Libra: Brought a gun to school as a souvenir after disappearing for months

Scorpio: Responded with “I don’t mind if you just want to see me naked” when Hinata asked him to take their clothes off

Sagittarius: Attached a dead woman’s arm to his own limb

Capricorn: Raised a wicked child to be junko’s successor who became a NEET and went to space because of him

Aquarius: Almost killed Junko Enoshima but got distracted by a handsome stranger

Pisces: Played Russian Roulette with 5 bullets and survived

(via activenom)